That is OK. I on the other hand just listened to the first 30 seconds of “Someone Great” and remembered that I freaking love this band, and that’s OK too.

That is funny because Hatem Ben Arfa is selfish and does not pass.

Joe Pantaliano’s lighting gun

The Nice Guys looks quite fun but by the manly aramaic pecs of Jesus Christ that trailer spoiled lots of moments in the film. Hopefully I’ll have forgotten most of it by the time I see the film, but way to simultaneously get me excited about a film and not actually want to watch it, trailer.

I like his jacket.

Settled out of court, so legally ahem hrrm hrrm mumble move along nothing to see here. However, the film’s producers admitted to giving Parker a copy of “I want a new drug” to help him write the song.

Wait, that’s Donnie Yen. Donnie Yen is in Rogue One?

I genuinely hope they rip the theme tune off from a different Huey Lewis song, as a nod to the original.

I just don’t understand why Liverpool decided it would be a good idea to splash so much cash on Slightly Better Andy Carroll, since they never had any intention of playing to his strengths.

He’s from Colombia, is high profile, and makes a great deal of money. You can see him having had advice in the past not to stop for cars with flashing lights even if the occupants are convincingly dressed as cops, and maybe not realising that, given he’s in Spain, these “cops” are almost certainly actual police.

The argument is that while a larger rear diffuser will further disrupt the air for the following car, the following car’s larger rear diffuser will make it less affected by the disrupted air compared to a car which relies more heavily on a complex forward wing. Therefore, according to ParkerArt’s theory which I am not…

Also, and this is vitally important, landing a rocket like that is fucking cool.

American Beautoy may have been their best one. “I saw a plastic bag dancing in the breeze”.

A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL, SUEZ!

Also he has a really bad chin and that beard isn’t helping at all. I guess the poor bitter medium-talent baby will have to console himself by counting his hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars.

I don’t think they add anything to the story, so I am perfectly happy for my timeline to read “there was a republic, then some stuff happened and an Emperor took over, then a text crawl and a spaceship and OH WOW THAT IS A HUGE SPACESHIP let’s watch this film”

PALINDROME CAR RAC EMORDNILAP

I have a more convincing theory - Snoke is Snoop, from the Wire. Three letters the same, both quite sanguine about murderin’ up a whole bunch of folks.

STOP POURING MOLTEN COPPER ON STUFF. STOP IT.

I said I didn’t know what was going on there and that I didn’t like it. At no point did I say I was going to get picky about it.