I do not know what is going on around this lady’s stomachular-pelvic region but I say to you that I do not like it. Does she have one and a half pelvises? (Pelvii?) Wait, is someone’s actual face inside there, pressing against the skin, trying to get out? I cannot unsee it!

(but seriously what the actual fuck?)

Clearly they haven’t seen Football Town Nights

I’d say that Gary Oldman was a really good George Smiley, whereas Alec Guinness was George Smiley, but yes, I know what you mean.

If the answer to “but how many though?” is “more than none” then the response to that answer should be “keep them the fuck off of planes then”.

Oldman was bang on the money as Smiley though; Alec Guinness was amazing but Gary Oldman didn’t embarrass himself at all. The whole movie was excellent, although I’d say the original series (and Smiley’s People) were definitely worth watching as the material works better with a bit more running time to fit the…

Drink some Diet Coke then. It’s the last vestige of New Coke. You’re welcome.

Is Simon’s hair supposed to look like Garfunkel’s great big Zapata moustache in that album cover? I’ve only just noticed that, and now I cannot unsee it.

Why would you take it off to wash your hands? Gold and diamonds are waterproof.

Good Lord, man!

I am going to go to the cinema and pay money to watch the living shit out of this. I’m just saying.

You forgot the part where the lump of copper gets weighed at the end, because that makes it science.

Indeed, it’s a buy now, play later kind of a deal. They get the player, he keeps playing for (and hopefully developing at) Red Star Belgrade until the end of the season, and then he moves.

I am shamelesslty stealing this from someone else’s comment, but the Lada Niva emergency repair kit is a rock and a bottle of vodke. Also, they threw out the rock in favour of a second bottle of vodka, because you can more than likely find a rock.

Me too, to the point where I read “MIDDLEMAN!” like the show sting.

grabs head

have it with my blessing!

This is excellent news. No chance of running out of electrons in my lifetime.

This is the conversation that ends with the participants being slaughtered by the monster they were too distracted to run away from.

I wholeheartedly agree with you.