I’m thanking you right now. I haven’t started watching this trainwreck yet and now I won’t.

I’m pretty sure they’re planted by the ghost of Johnny Appleseed, but sure, ‘plate tectonics’, I won’t call you a flim flam merchant to your face.

vocal fry is an actual thing, whereas autotune fry is not

it would need to have a terminator-style recognition system and decision tree, obviously :)

Although even in the midst of a panic attack pulling a gun on a spider is stupid, and pulling an unloaded gun is even stupider. If he pulled the gun on his coworkers so they’d stop throwing plastic spiders at him I can at least kind of see his point, but at the same time I don’t think it’s safe for someone who reacts…

Oh, that looks tasty as hell! Can I have one? Wait, it’s a picture on the internet :(

Sadly roo bars are also pretty good at murderin’ schoolkids when they’re used as a fashion accessory.

Can you get new Lada Nivas in America, or do you need to wait until they are 25 years old? Come to think of it there’s practically no difference between a “new” one and one from 25 years ago, and it’ll still be going.

oh man, that looks more like Tobey Maguire than Tobey Maguire does.

That Toyota sounds like racecars are supposed to.

Yes! Those exact things. Although it does stand alone, a sequel would be nice.

It is a hyperspace bore thing for making tunnels through non-space!

This show had better be good, or I will be sad. (it’s not much of a threat but it’s all I got)

At first I was like “yeah, whatever” but I found myself reading through the examples and laughing out loud. This was not a pointless article. Continue to post things, Kaila Hale-Stern!

I have read this book, and I found it rather touching and enjoyable. It’s not the biggest, shiniest, lasers-everywhere-space-battliest of books, but I certainly didn’t regret paying the non discounted kindle price for it.

My nephew is freaking awesome. Then again he’s not called Zack, so I probably don’t have to fly all the way to America in order to fight you and probably lose.

thanks, mine’s fine too

Greedo smirks. I shoot him first.

Holy hell that is an awesome looking giant shark... man... thing... guy?

Get me some vampire tropes!