Tuataras, man, they’ve got a wierd third eye thing on the tops of their heads. I mean what is even going on there?

Such good music choices. But then I’m a sucker for Baba O’Riley so I was sold from the start.

Well that’s an annoyingly measured, logical and reasonable response that is disappointingly hard to take issue with.

While I am fully aware that George R R Martin is not my bitch, I do think it’s reasonable that Diane Duane might have found the time to write a sequel that’s apparently been coming since 1992.

There was nothing wrong with the Fright Night remake, it was a decent film and Tennant and Yer Man from In Fuckin Bruges were good fun in it. Conan I’ll give you: despite Khal Drogo’s best efforts it just wasn’t fun.

Damn it, people. They’ve lost to everyone they were supposed to lose to and drawn with everyone they could reasonably be expected to draw with (plus Watford), and inexplicably humped Southampton.

I liked her “Door into... “ books but she still hasn’t finished the series. Boo, Diane Duane.

Just don’t turn up for shit because there’s stuff on TV you fancy watching, or you just don’t want to get dressed today. You’ll find you have fewer friends soon enough (and the ones who inexplicably remain friends with you despite this? Totally worth keeping).

His ex-partner from Strike Back is in NBC drama The Player at the moment but I’m not aware of it being based on a TOS episode

I reckon this needs more stars. I can imagine the “behind the music” episode now.

Malala got shot in the head by the Taliban and is still going strong.

They’ve drawn against Watford and an unconvincing Liverpool, scraped past West Brom, managed to make Man U look better than they are, been beaten by Man City exactly as scripted - not sure where the results are that are supposed to make this year’s Everton “formidable opposition” that Arsenal have somehow done…

Wait, not the constant, constant, nerve-sandpapering screaming from Kate Capshaw?

What a crazy racing series. Why are at least three of those trucks apparently sponsored by Def Leppard?

Everton under Martinez are not “formidable opposition” (except on the odd occasions when they inexplicably are). They’re mid table, tied on points with Watford and a Swansea team that until last week were in enough of a slump that their popular young manager’s job wasn’t safe.

Does he have a flaming sword?

Why not cast Sean Patrick Flannery as Older Young Indiana Jones? That way you wouldn’t even be re-casting. Plus he’s probably available.

I am glad that you are not dead.

I think she was expecting “maybe if I’m lucky a plane will blow my hat off, that’d be pretty cool”.

Beep boop CARBON BASED LIFE FORMS ARE ALL TERRIBLE boop