Yamato was a battleship rather than a destroyer, the biggest battleship ever built in fact. Never really got to fight in the battleship v battleship engagements it was designed for, arguably obsolete even when being designed as carriers became more important than battleships, and eventually sunk by aircraft while on a…

In space, your blood could do both at the same time.

Indeed, you go in thinking you're just getting an action movie (with utterly unrealistic wolves in it) but you get a lot more than that. I don't think anyone's suggesting it's the best movie ever made, but I'd say it easily cleared the threshold of 'good'.

This a genuinely pleasing story. Thank you.

12 year old El Dorado is lovely stuff, it's true. As is

What's even more amazing is that the Neandarthals have written arabic numerals on the eagle talons.

It says SPACESHIP! but I'm lipreading "BALALU!"

"don the flight suit". Sorry.

Julian Glover will do you a good Beowulf, when he's not busy being General Veers or Maester Pycelle. There was a time you could see him do it live, in a replica longhouse, with viking re-enactor types. Would have loved to drink mead and watch him recite this.

It's never "Sir [surname]", it's always "Sir [first name]", no matter how formal you are being. In this case you would always refer to him as "Sir Stirling", and "Sir Stirling Moss" the first time he was mentioned.

Wolfman's favourite car, the Nardi. I understand he has two.

Could I perhaps have one greeting and one salutation? I'm not greedy.

I see what you all did there. You did puns!

Ooh, like Tuf Voyaging! Now I get to mention it and maybe more people will read it, and - oh, Charlie Jane already did. Bugger.

Piers Morgan was memorably described by Charlie Brooker as looking "like something a police frogman might encounter at the bottom of a haunted lake".

Pretty sure that was "what a fucking brain dead fuck he was", not "fuckin' wood".

Always the San Andreas. Why can't they do the Reelfoot for a change instead? Option The Rift, instead of destroying California yet again.

This is nothing compared to what that unmitigated bastard Newton did to Robert Hooke

I'm from the 90's (I've travelled through time from the year 1974, making me 18 when Lawnmower Man came out) and I can honestly say it hasn't dated badly - the special effects were terrible when it came out.

So Powers is CSI: Wizard City? I want to see it!