It's worth keeping in mind that Villa have been rank rotten this season and the fans are probably desperate for anything whatsoever to be happy about.

He'll tell you what.

I liked that plot better in the Yiddish Policemen's Union.

And would that make make Wesley Snipes the dayswimmer, or the seawalker? Enquiring minds want to know!

Are those ninjarks, or sharkinjas?

I have a lot of love for Patton Oswalt, and these film ideas are a reminder of why. I'd watch those.

Sweet baby jeebus, what the hell damns is wrong with the people of St Louis? Surely at some point at least some of them have encountered proper italian pizza, or a reasonable facsimile thereof? Just look at that picture, no wait, don't ever look at that picture, it's disturbing.

I'm hoping no Bothan spies were harmed obtaining those schematics, because those are freely available.

Fangs for sneakily killing things when no-one's looking, I tell you.

These ones have actual fangs, look

As long as they're the Japanese style, unvarnished wood, new-ones-every-time chopsticks, I'm golden. Rounded, varnished, slippy ones? Every time, I suddenly realise I am No Good At Chopsticks after all.

1. Really.

It's worth tracking down the original British one it's based on. Ian Richardson was spectacular in it.

I miss The Cape. I only started watching it after it had already ended, and that was probably stupid because I ended up enjoying the hell out of it and being sad when I ran out of episodes.

In a bicycle accident.

Point of order: those aren't bacteria, those are aeroplanes. I call shenanigans!

They just had an overly-soon reboot and recast. They don't even need a reboot or recast if they want to introduce Spider-man to the Avengers, just have a guy dressed as Spider-man show up, using his spider powers and making quips. It's not like we're talking Star Lord here, he'd one of the most well known superheroes…

Looks from the picture as though the chap driving the dynasphere has designed the canopy to patch his hairstyle.

Bobe Fett was the mysterious figure who was the only person smart enough to track down Han Solo when the might of the Imperium and all those other bounty hunters couldn't. Then there was that slapstick business at the sarlacc pit, and then the prequels happened and got a little bit of their stink on Boba. But right at…

I'm an uncle. I have friends with babies. I don't have to change nappies (diapers for you American types) but I do it anyway. It's really not that bad, once you realise that baby poop washes off your hands just fine. Make sure you have all the items you'll need close to hand before you start: baby (duh), baby wipes,…