Came here to say this very thing.

Beaver. Heh.

I made some Arrabiata today, not exactly to this recipe (I used scotch bonnet peppers, I put the garlic in a bit earlier, and I threw in some smoked pork sausage) but pretty close. It was cracking. Thanks for the inspiration.

Hey thar, you just stop givin' those dang turrists ideas!

At least there's an easy answer to "why would they remake this?" and an incredibly easy "better than the previous attempt" bar to clear if they did. Because M Night Shambles Bang is terribad at his job.

And another thing, the Thames is never that colour. It's brown.

That weapons bay is tiny, tiny wee.

Keep on cooking, Albert Burneko. You done made some good pasta sauce there.

Just build a cocking bridge you twats. It's not rocket surgery. It's not supposed to be a fancy schmancy art installation, it's meant to get people across a river.

Probably all dead. You've no proof.

How're Pa XXspeed and the little XXspeeds getting on?

well, crap. Now I can't unsee his whole giant-head-tiny-arms thing. Thanks, Obama.

It's the one with the bike chase/bike fight, right? Good film.

Roberto Martinez has the same effect on every team. They play some nice attacking football for about a year and a half and then somehow entirely forget how to defend, then he tinkers obsessively with the team and manages to lose the "nice attacking football" thing without getting the defensive solidity back.

"no good explanation for the lack of coordination between Arsenal's defenders" - the explanation is that they're Arsenal defenders, and that's what they do.

I approve of 'It's Okay to be Smart'. Not just the name, although I heartily approve of that, but also the presentation style and the entire basic concept of telling people about interesting things in an engaging, but not annoyingly zany, way.

In all seriousness, study of the giant tortoises was seriously hindered due to their tastiness - several attempts to send back specimens were thwarted when they were eaten en route.

Why can't she order a grasshopper if she likes grasshoppers? I can get being embarrassed if she threw her toys out of the pram and DEMANDED they make her one, but otherwise it's just a lady asking for a drink, no?

Also worth trying: get your heel right back in your shoe (or hiking boot) while tying it by lifting the front of your foot off the ground so your foot's at about 45 degrees to the horizontal; put zinc oxide tape over areas where you tend to blister before setting off (helps with my Brasher boots which tend to shred…

Did this episode really happen? I mean, there's no way I'll ever be watching it to find out, so you could describe anything you like. The description is pretty far fetched, but no more far fetched than the continuing incredible success of this terrible show.