Maybe because he's exactly the guy on the team who needs to be more informed about black history?

Which, at least according to the wikipedia article, has led other manufacturers to add butyric acid to their chocolate because Americans apparently think chocolate is supposed to taste like that. It's not supposed to taste like that.

LION BAR. It's got a lion on the packet and everything.

Oh hey guys, if we use this vomit chemical then we don't have to bother using fresh milk in our 'chocolate' bars. Happy days!

My name is Steve, and I came here from the internets to say I approve of this post.

Not sure if it's classier of him to admit not knowing the keeper's name, or if it would have been better to say "can you say your name for the viewers?" or something, but considering he's thinking on his feet "can you remind me of your name" is already a polite way of phrasing it, implying as it does that of course the…

The sad thing is, the chocolate we get in the UK is pretty much looked down on by the continental Europeans in the same sad, pitying way we look at whatever the hell that stuff in a Hershey's wrapper is supposed to be. But yes, American Chocolate-Resembling Product is the worst*, and I hope you can still find a Han…

Safe is indeed his best movie. It's the Stathamiest movie ever made, and as a bonus Sergeant Wu from Grimm is in it as one of the baddies. Lock Stock is a generic cockney potboiler with Sting in it (never a good sign) and Snatch has flashes of excellence but it's overlong; they're also both ensemble pieces rather than…

OK, so you're preaching to the choir here, but you're preaching incredibly well. Preach on, Albert Burneko, preach on. Sometimes the only sensible response to idiocy is to get incredibly annoyed.

Know a guy who used to fly the scheduled service there (he's since moved on to big jets on long hauls). It's probably the only airport in the world where you might have to buzz the strip first to scare the seals away.

Their mass market beer in the form of Castlemaine XXXX and Fosters was sold over here in the UK for a long time, may even still be, and to be honest I think it might even be worse than Miller. Not Coors, though.

It is impossible to insult Jonjo Shelvey.

oh yeah, Cake lyrics get a star. Maybe not my favourite Cake song, but so apt - and a Cake song!

That can't be right - big 4WDs and cars with bull bars are child killers precisely because they hit the kids up high rather than "scooping them up" like normal cars.

No, no, no, a lot of the money will go on the electricals as well - who wants to bet those flippy uppy headlights no longer do their flippy uppy thing, for example?

Getting Gerrard off the field is what made them better. Rodgers cravenly sticking him back in again and messing up the entire balance of the team instantly made them rubbish again. Henderson's reward for best performance in the best team performance of the season: shunted out to the wing to accomodate slow, old,…

The low part of your drive, at 5280 feet, is higher than the entirety of the British Isles. Ben Nevis is our highest mountain, at 4409 feet. You people live quite high up, is what I'm saying.

I have seen this plane flying. I believe it was at Wings and Wheels at Dunsfold aerodrome in 2011- I found a youtube someone took on the same day. It was cool as all hell to see it, 1950s tech that still looks all kinds of awesome today. I noticed it was very smoky, that and "so cool, so so cool" are pretty much the…

It's a Lancia, by the time the time comes, it will have rusted away or fallen apart, or fallen apart, caught fire, and rusted away simultaneously, dissipating into a cloud of ashy rust and leaving Doug bouncing down the highway with a surprised look on his face.

And we could be flying these things right now and getting ready to fly them off our full size carrier, with two advantages: 1) we'd be able to integrate operations with French squadrons and with their carrier, and 2) these things actually exist as opposed to the vapourware F35, which even if it ever turns up is…