No way did Liefeld design this...

Brigitte Nielsen and Julian Sands in the same movie? That sounds unwise, surely there's the danger of reaching a terrible acting critical mass and causing some kind of hamsplosion? What's Brian Cox doing in there though? He's a good actor who keeps turning up in bad films - is he acting as some kind of boron rod to…

Maybe because he's exactly the guy on the team who needs to be more informed about black history?

I'll not lie peaceful in my bed

The whole point of Highlander is that it's a classic slice of '80s cheese. I find it hard to imagine a remake can possibly be good; I find it even harder to see the point of doing it in the first place. See also the Total Recall remake (come to think of it, I haven't seen that). The Robocop remake is pointless too,…

He was a CIA assassin for a long time, CIA-ing around assassinating people all over the place including inside the US. We got flashbacks to some of those missions during the arc that culminated in the bomb-vest shenanigans. We've seen him as an alcoholic vagrant on the subway, as a hollow burnt out shell of a man…

He's made some real dogs over the years, though, and while the first Sherlock Holmes film was all right (sorry, I don't share your high opinion of it but I will admit it was entertaining and not painful to watch), the second was a stinker. And what was that one with beardy Jason Statham - Revolver? That stank.

The One is definitely a so bad it's good, not a so bad it's bad.

Which, at least according to the wikipedia article, has led other manufacturers to add butyric acid to their chocolate because Americans apparently think chocolate is supposed to taste like that. It's not supposed to taste like that.

LION BAR. It's got a lion on the packet and everything.

Oh hey guys, if we use this vomit chemical then we don't have to bother using fresh milk in our 'chocolate' bars. Happy days!

My name is Steve, and I came here from the internets to say I approve of this post.

Not sure if it's classier of him to admit not knowing the keeper's name, or if it would have been better to say "can you say your name for the viewers?" or something, but considering he's thinking on his feet "can you remind me of your name" is already a polite way of phrasing it, implying as it does that of course the…

The sad thing is, the chocolate we get in the UK is pretty much looked down on by the continental Europeans in the same sad, pitying way we look at whatever the hell that stuff in a Hershey's wrapper is supposed to be. But yes, American Chocolate-Resembling Product is the worst*, and I hope you can still find a Han…

Safe is indeed his best movie. It's the Stathamiest movie ever made, and as a bonus Sergeant Wu from Grimm is in it as one of the baddies. Lock Stock is a generic cockney potboiler with Sting in it (never a good sign) and Snatch has flashes of excellence but it's overlong; they're also both ensemble pieces rather than…

I am pretty sure Andrew Whatsisname was driving through Kingdom Hospital in a golf cart thing when I watched it, and I said "oh THAT'S why they had one of those in Darkplace" and then stopped watching it immediately. I loved Darkplace so much - first time I saw Richard Ayoade, I believe, and the great Matt Berry.…

OK, so you're preaching to the choir here, but you're preaching incredibly well. Preach on, Albert Burneko, preach on. Sometimes the only sensible response to idiocy is to get incredibly annoyed.

They're forcing the owners to demolish the ruin, so there's not going to be a "there" there to leave them in.

Interesting tank, the char bis. Theoretically more than a match for the German panzers, although horribly high and slab-sided and with the main gun stuck down low in the hull. Sadly the French tank doctrine was poor compared to the German, and the tanks were all split up into penny-packet detachments, which is…

Generals Winter and Mud certainly helped though, just like they helped against Napoleon.