Cape Buffalo are renowned by big game hunters as scary, scary bastards who also sneakily look a bit like cows to lull you into a false sense of security. Seriously, they are bad ass motherfuckers.

Hippos will fuck your shit up, on dry land or in the water. They're huge, they've got ridiculously big mouths with giant fangs in them, and they're mean as hell. They kill more people in Africa than crocodiles do.

In Glasgow, Scotland, "fizzy carbonated beverages" are referred to as "ginger" (from ginger ale), as in "get us a bottle of ginger" "what sort?"

I get more and more convinced that NFL Bad Lip Reading is actually pretty accurate

I've seen some Fast and Furious films, so I know you also need to install one of those special gearboxes that let you shift up about seventeen times without even downshifting.

I had some decent times scuffling about in EVE although it did tend to turn into an evening spent spinning your ship waiting for something to happen or an evening spent watching bubbles waiting for someone to happen along and bumble into it. The problem with a game where the players make the stories is that there are…

Why did I not know they released a new album? I love TV on the Radio! They always sound like themselves even when they're trying something different. Don't know if they'll ever top Wolf Like Me, but they don't need to. I'm about 3 minutes into the first track on spotify - yep, that's some TV on the Radio right there.…

It's hate tinged with awe in my case though; the sheer ridiculous chutzpah of the man is incredible. It's an attested fact and I still cannot quite believe that he actually did it.

Sometimes I really wish there was a negative stars button. (Just to confirm, as you appear to be someone who might need a clue or two, this is one of those times. Right now I am wishing there was a negative stars button so that I and many other people could give you negative stars for your post.) In closing,

Didn't the Americans screw with Sweden back in the cold war, by pretending to be Russian submarine incursions in order to drive them into the arms of Nato?
I'm not saying it was Americans this time... it's definitely aliens.

It's also a strange coincidence that the manager of West Ham United was Jeremy Irons.

I would also have said the bullet train in Japan, but I'm thinking they're getting their electricity from fossil fuels these days. Still, it's not directly powered by fossil fuels and it's an awesome train, and ridiculously punctual. Also you can see mount Fuji from it, and I'm pretty sure you can't do that from a…

That gif of the crash made me make an "ooowhhuuwhhh" kind of a noise. I think it's slightly slower in the video but still, ooof, brutal.

To be fair, downhill is also quite bad. Just ask my middle aged, carrying-a-bit-too-much-me-around, knees. But a bit of up and down is probably better than all flat bits, all the time.

yeah "let's sneak up on the leopard with our 'stealthy' diesel truck that also makes beepy noises. For extra stealthiness let's keep stopping the engine so we can loudly start it again."

I love that second shot, the way you can't see the suspension arm through the solid wheel so it looks as though the wheel isn't attached and the bike is somehow just floating above it.

It's a West Midlands accent. I think I read an article that said she was from Walsall, which is roughly between Birmingham and Wolverhampton. If you wanted to say it was a Brummie (Birmingham) accent you wouldn't be entirely right but you'd be pretty damn close.

Close, but also wrong. That's a Brummie (Birmingham) or West Midlands accent

That is definitely better: as Top Gear showed, sticking a propeller on the back risks snapping it off on the boat ramp. Also hydro jets are inherently cooler because jet.

I thought it was a deliberate pun? It would need to be some kind of fancy gold soup in order to go into the fuel tank.