Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

[buzzers in]

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

There are not bad developers. Only QA job creators.

“They do?  Better fix that.” - Paradox Interactive

Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

Why do “Recent Videos from Deadspin” auto-play, with sound?  It’s making me hate whomever appears in the videos. 

I thought Buddy Hield sucked?

On the most generous possible read, the NBA-China news cycle has revealed just how little players and coaches have ever considered the ethical stakes of doing business with an authoritarian state.

You’d think a guy with that name wouldn’t be surprised by things going wrong.

I live my life by a simple code:

I loved his early work with Chris Bosh and Sam Cassell.

We have seen how basketball can be an important form of people-to-people exchange that deepens ties between the United States and China.

China, stick to sports.

Same ownership that suspended Antonio Gates for a game in 2005 for holding out, lost that game, and saw their stacked roster miss the playoffs by a single win. The Chargers will absolutely, positively cut off their own nose to save a buck.  Sooooooooooo glad they’re LA’s problem now

People aren’t complete idiots

Who?

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.