It's AMAZING how precise these measurements are!

at least 4.46 billion years old, or 40 years older than previous estimates

I’m guessing he’s also more animated. 

I’ve seen a lot of movies in my time and this definitely looks like it might be one.

You will not replace me

Will the artist make a sticker for a new Kang?

Oh he’s way more stupid than you’re giving him credit for.

Who steal your cake!

I think everyone can agree that the free market works best when it is rigged in your favor.

Sources say school administrators were suspicious of the high school teacher who could apparently pay rent AND feed himself.

HAD a direct feed from AT&T and other Telco’s, until ACLU v Clapper was decided in 2015, and the USA Freedom Act was passed shortly after.  Maybe join us in this decade?

Dude, they cant even manage top secret files at this point.

Refusing to pay rent—and subsequently getting Twitter sued for doing so—is yet another of billionaire’s controversial and questionable cost-saving strategies at Twitter.

the only problem you say?

“My God, it’s full of assholes!”

They’re proud to usher in the next Permian extinction.

And nothing of value was lost

Get rid of a pesky relative for $58? WHAT A DEAL!!

That’s what umami said ;)