Kicker?

Or maybe you are wondering why ... the ... show ... is ... so ... sloooooooooow ...

In case you’re like me and wanted to see the shitheads:

> Thanks! I’m done writing now. Goodbye!

Ima gonna go out on a limb here and predict your Irritation Factor will be High.

> is he.... good?

Just drink Ouzo at that point.

Did no one think to ask King why Pennywise was so op in “IT”?

Next on Kotaku: “A Fish is Trying to Make Website Profitable”

I absolutely read the title of this piece at first glance as “Tales of Arse.”  Thanks, helpful brain parser!

Because I have to, it’s “coiffed,” not “quaffed.”

You misspelled “Oddish.” HTH!

Counterpoint: milk is good.

This doesn’t deserve to get out of the greys, but this is tremendous writing and you should hear it more.

Sean Doolittle has a marionette named “Skeeter.”

Me: Please don’t be Stoke please don’t be Stoke please don’t be Stoke

> Home whites look good on Dallas and no other team.

Excellent drop of “The Aristocrats” there.

“How do you feel about your team’s execution today, Coach McKay?”