It really makes you question what is wrong with golf pros that they wouldn’t do everything in their power to make this happen.

30 minutes from nuts to bum? Taint possible.

Seriously. It’s like:

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

After this review, I might take a gander.

To be fair, all he has to do is ask himself what his brother would do, and then not do that.

“If things were completely different, your reaction would be completely different.”

Annarbor and the Terrible, Harbaugh, No Good, Very Bad Day

OOC fans need to understand that P12 refs are never homers, they’re just really, really, really bad.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

Hey Mike first time long time. Just wanted to get your thoughts on the Giants turning to an out of the box candidate at head coach next season. I think Jason Giambi would be a great addition and really fix the Giants’ offense. I’ll hang up and listen.

Needs “Getting Hit by a Jet” somewhere in there, per Deadspin’s styling guidelines.

The game was in Denver. Why didn’t they show video of the double doink before Pineiro kicked

Gravity finally gets its sweet revenge on Newton. 

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.