Their potential certainly had a ceiling under Glass

I know exactly how Andrew Luck feels. I mean, I don’t have a degree from Stanford or a bunch of athletic ability or millions of dollars or a super-high IQ. But I have been booed by people in Indianapolis. And my boss does a lot of drugs.

I’ve always thought I could recognize a kindred spirit by the red marks on our foreheads. 

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

Disqualified from international hockey.

The Defenechstration of Houston

So, the Dolphins. 

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

“It’s Uuuuge!”

*kneehilist

The thing I got out of all of this is that I definitely want to see Yao Ming running routes in the NFL.

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

They “didn’t lose” as many games as they lost!

Cleveland fans have been so deluded by a single Cavs title — the result of a once-in-a-generation level hometown talent committing an act of charity that would have made Jesus blush — that the Browns trying to replicate that model. But the moral they took from the story wasn’t finding a “once-in-a-generation level…

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

This caws for change in owl law enforcement handles these cases. A kid like Werts has too much taloned for them to be robin him of practice time.

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

You’ve got Team MAGA, the Perpetual Victims, and the Cheap Shot Artists (TM).

coming from Michigan, the home of Dr. Kevorkian, I’m pretty sure his “Death Machine” was just having dying patients watch Lions game.