The thing I got out of all of this is that I definitely want to see Yao Ming running routes in the NFL.

How do you get Carnegie's legacy unionized? Practice, practice, practice.

This feels like a good time to mention that the Buccaneers won the Ed Block Courage Award NFL Athletic Training Staph of the Year for 2013.

They “didn’t lose” as many games as they lost!

Cleveland fans have been so deluded by a single Cavs title — the result of a once-in-a-generation level hometown talent committing an act of charity that would have made Jesus blush — that the Browns trying to replicate that model. But the moral they took from the story wasn’t finding a “once-in-a-generation level…

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

This caws for change in owl law enforcement handles these cases. A kid like Werts has too much taloned for them to be robin him of practice time.

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

You’ve got Team MAGA, the Perpetual Victims, and the Cheap Shot Artists (TM).

coming from Michigan, the home of Dr. Kevorkian, I’m pretty sure his “Death Machine” was just having dying patients watch Lions game. 

Skins Skin Head Hog’s Head, Find Beef

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

Dismiss *KINJA USER* Croissant, it’s just an impotent racist troll.

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

But if everyone is walking around you for 20 years telling you what a great guy you are and how great a job you are doing, you will never see your mistakes.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

Free Chris Paul

I’ll mark you down for a 2 on that one.

In my defense, Fletcher Cox takes up the whole damn sidewalk.

Robots can never match human umpires in the key skills of holding grudges and feuding.