He’s eligible for a bigger max after 10 years in the league. He’s currently at 8. There’s no way he was signing anything other than a 2+1 no matter what team he signed with. 

This guy sure does get tired of his team quickly. Bored man gets paid indeed.

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

Soccer Kobe, then.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

I’m pretty sure a third-place, South American, soccer match is the last place the president will show up.

Hopefully it’s CML and not something more aggressive like ALL, but hey, everyone reading this, go to https://join.bethematch.org and join the Be The Match registry. One potential treatment for leukemia(s) is a hematopoietic stem cell transplant from a healthy matching donor, and matches are far rarer than blood type…

Ah, yes, it always makes me feel better, safer, and more moral to fall back on the “hope he’s up to Henry Kissinger standards” bromide.

I can’t believe you blackballed Colin Kaepernick from this comment.

His laptop, which I would proceed to paint my name upon.

If only his father had worn a dickhat.

It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic”

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

I stated, here and on Twitter, like dozens of times, that it didn’t matter who won Raps/Sixers because Milwaukee was going to destroy either one and was the only team in the East who had a shot of challenging Golden State, so I just want to use this space to say: I am an idiot, and this is one of several reasons why I…

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

I think it is so ridiculous that they call themselves Real Madrid, clearly just trying to copy Real Salt Lake. 

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.