This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

He's listed as questionable, which is correct on several levels.

What was I doing in your office bathroom mirror?

The Orioles only ruin pitchers. They waste position players, big difference, get it straight.

Apparently Freedom has a mole weight of 19.00

How long before they decide that pavement is liable to potholing and rutting, and invent some sort of extruded steel sections for the vehicles to run on, to ensure the vehicles have a smoother, longer-lasting track to travel on?

At least he stayed on brand.

“Jeez, Madrid needs another Baleout?”
-the rest of the EU

The Belgian defender’s exit from the Premier League could not have come at a better time.

Dame getting his pocket picked there at the end proves you really can go home again.

I think you’re the greatest, but my dad says you don’t work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don’t even run down court. And that you don’t really try... except during the playoffs.

What an eh-hole.

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

“He doesn’t, obviously, have the touch to produce all the time,”

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.”

At least Paul’s house is made of bricks. 

While I’m sure most uhh “Rockers” fans are, in fact, lovely people, the first sentence has been fixed, and now says “Rockets.” It’s late, dammit!

In another related story, the NHL is threatening to return to Atlanta if this law is not immediately overturned.