ironically it was an off-ball screen

Hell yeah, and Erdogan can eat a bag of dicks to boot

I guess Las Vegas Aces already see too much of Durrrr.

Man. Chris Davis is the 2019 Orioles of players on the 2019 Orioles.

This is an amazing story. I’m a UVa grad (losing his mind right now) who grew up in the state and became addicted during the Sampson years (born in 1975). The old folks would always tell me how important the 1976 ACC Tournament win was.

Deulofeu is Footy Dion Waiters, basically

This, then, is what happens when a king of the three true outcomes loses his bat speed, and with it his power to keep pitchers honest, and is reduced to a one-true-outcome hitter. (The one true outcome for all of us is decline, and, eventually, death.)

I think what I really can’t stand about this whole thing is how disingenuous these people are being when they classify all “yelling” as the same, as if there’s no distinction between yelling and verbal abuse.

What an incredible ending. Reminds me of this game-winning play by James Worthy for North Carolina in 1982:

You’re right, coach. When I think “accountability,” I think Michigan State.

“Great shooting, Fletcher Magee” sounds like a sarcastic insult from an archery festival.

Hey, this guys seems pretty good at basketball. I think I’ll try to go see him in person and yell terrible things at him about his family and let my child shove him and then call the guy classless.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your draft guidebook.

The only penalty should be if your team is down by 21 and you celebrate a first down catch like an asshole. And the only penalty for that should be continuing to be on the Bills.

I mean, it’s sort of how capitalism works.  You like this?  You’ll spend money on it?  Great.  Now how shitty can I make it before you stop spending that money?  I’ll make it juuuuuussst not quite that shitty.

When was the last time someone tested the carbon monoxide detectors in Cleveland’s clubhouse?

I hate when the video game Fortnight makes me play players like Damyean Dotson and Emmanuel Mudiay 25+ minutes a night.

BREAKING: Commissioner of Baseball Defends Baseball