Fucking thank you. The “durr, baseball takes too long” school of thought drives me up a damn wall, especially when it comes from fans of college football’s 4 hour long expos of watching unpaid athletes turn their brains into mush so 1% of them can turn their brains into mush at the pro level.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

“They traded assets for a player they could have drafted and cleared cap space to sign free agents that won’t come now. Great trade for the Knicks! A+” - Ernie Grunfeld

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

If LeBron and AD get together, Ball probably gets shipped off to the Pelicans and then some shit team like the Heat.  It would be A Lonzo Mourning.

You’d have to ask Drew Bris

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

The shot selection of Marshall Henderson. The circuitous sound-and-fury dribbling of Lance Stephenson. The height of Earl Boykins.

He double-dribbles and carries you say?

They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

Yes, “fantasy” is terrible. We should only make films about doing taxes.

Finally someone brave enough to take on Big Nerd 

“Yep.”

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

Because I’m a giant, miserable, Silky Johnson-esque hater, the only thing about this that makes me happy is it serves as yet another data point in the by-now-ironclad argument that Carmelo Anthony is worthless.

the Bills, who were starting a fourth-string quarterback in another lost season of their own

That Matt Patricia isn’t on this list is a disgrace.