Hey, this guys seems pretty good at basketball. I think I’ll try to go see him in person and yell terrible things at him about his family and let my child shove him and then call the guy classless.

“Don’t quit on talent,”

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your draft guidebook.

The only penalty should be if your team is down by 21 and you celebrate a first down catch like an asshole. And the only penalty for that should be continuing to be on the Bills.

I mean, it’s sort of how capitalism works.  You like this?  You’ll spend money on it?  Great.  Now how shitty can I make it before you stop spending that money?  I’ll make it juuuuuussst not quite that shitty.

When was the last time someone tested the carbon monoxide detectors in Cleveland’s clubhouse?

I hate when the video game Fortnight makes me play players like Damyean Dotson and Emmanuel Mudiay 25+ minutes a night.

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

BREAKING: Commissioner of Baseball Defends Baseball

Fucking thank you. The “durr, baseball takes too long” school of thought drives me up a damn wall, especially when it comes from fans of college football’s 4 hour long expos of watching unpaid athletes turn their brains into mush so 1% of them can turn their brains into mush at the pro level.

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

“They traded assets for a player they could have drafted and cleared cap space to sign free agents that won’t come now. Great trade for the Knicks! A+” - Ernie Grunfeld

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

If LeBron and AD get together, Ball probably gets shipped off to the Pelicans and then some shit team like the Heat.  It would be A Lonzo Mourning.

You’d have to ask Drew Bris

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

The shot selection of Marshall Henderson. The circuitous sound-and-fury dribbling of Lance Stephenson. The height of Earl Boykins.

He double-dribbles and carries you say?