They were going to have two of these set up at once, but due to Kauffman being an AL park they were unable to execute a double Switch.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

Yes, “fantasy” is terrible. We should only make films about doing taxes.

Finally someone brave enough to take on Big Nerd 

“Yep.”

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

Because I’m a giant, miserable, Silky Johnson-esque hater, the only thing about this that makes me happy is it serves as yet another data point in the by-now-ironclad argument that Carmelo Anthony is worthless.

the Bills, who were starting a fourth-string quarterback in another lost season of their own

That Matt Patricia isn’t on this list is a disgrace.

Apologies, KTB, but shouldn’t any Redskins vertical be named “Skins Graft”?

This puts a lot of pressure on tonight’s Cheez-It Bowl to really deliver the goods

Why go anywhere else?

Finally, STL COPs in the news for something good.

Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

It would be a redundant move, as she now owns Robert Sarver.

Judging by attendance, it didn’t bring the boys to the yard.

The championship hangover is real.

Just an Indian burn.

Do they have to give the money back?