And regrets.

Still, Ryan said he thought “history is going to be very good to this majority” because of the tax overhaul passed under his leadership and increased funding for the military. He paused for effect, smiling like a Cheshire cat “That is, of course, because we’ll write the history, as we always have.”

Carlsen now gets to enjoy his prize of being the only human allowed to yell, “This ain’t checkers, muthafucka!” for the next 12 months. Congratulations, muthafucka!

Or perfect partner for a buddy cop movie????

Waffle_cop...my arch-nemesis...

Yet when I’m stuck in the same job for 16 years while my peers climb the ladder to management I’m supposed to feel shame.

Well, if they’re worried about people throwing rocks, maybe it’s best they didn’t send Marines. A group of bored Marines inevitably leads to Marines throwing rocks at each other to pass the time.

Okay, the Democrats were trailing and needed a last-second field goal to win. So, now the losing team is trying to change the rules... which, that’s the Republicans? Or, that’s also the Democrats?

Well he is Gramátically correct

we gon’ have a nice l’il bowl of gumbo together

New York could use a second team

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

...he’s expected to be one-and-done...

This is textbook justification.

You can take the NCAA’s amateurism when you pry it from the players’ cold, dead hands.

Alas, the Bills can do nothing about it; it has all been ordained by God. You can’t spell predetermination without Peterman.

“Instead of attending the games, these women should follow the action online, where no one has ever been, or will ever be, horny.”

there’s a difference?

Depends on how hungry they are, I suppose.

Yet another example that Canada is better.