Actually, he played for the Orioles this year.

In fairness, he can’t exactly come out against nepotism using his real name.. 

ha ha, what a funny name! Who ever heard of an Italian named Kevin

It’s a gray area.

Bortles isn’t a failed QB, he’s pre-successful

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

Hey, if he wants to advertise for the most expensive blend of gasoline on his leg like that, he should be able to.

The consensuses seems to be:

This story’s headline is holding out for a long term deal, but is expected to show up by week 10.

That was just during pregnancy, i imagine she is up to way more now!

The degree to which these drooling imbeciles have been enabled, and in every possible way, is downright sickening.

i swear to god that i will not rest until I find out if Leon Powe still hangs out with Scott Pollard or not.

After that collision Phillips may be a flathead. 

You’ll still see a player—you really get away with murder now

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

If he can do that at Stoke on a Tuesday night, it sounds like he’s ready for the big time.

That is one memorable boner.

The first depth chart of the season lists Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa as co-starters.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

I’m surprised she told you about that.