My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose…

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

man, was that guy ever appropriately named.

There should never be a redemption narrative for Jameis. What he did is disgusting and unforgivable. And I can’t believe you posted the video of it.

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

Thoughts and Prayers

That’s the part I don’t get either. First in 2015, but then especially his responses on media days last week.

Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Some DREI humor!

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

This is the Cleveland Browns. Why is this entry so long? Until they prove otherwise, the entry for the Browns should read:

“Staring into the abyss” was the runner-up slogan, but it wasn’t as catchy.

a dude works out with Boris Diaw ONE TIME and you all give him shit for it. 

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

They know how to say “fuck you” they just pronounce it “sorry”.

+3/5

Ah, USA Today the newspaper of record for folks who can’t be bothered with TV’s in-depth news coverage.

Wow, his mom’s still getting on him and his dirty laundry.