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The degree to which these drooling imbeciles have been enabled, and in every possible way, is downright sickening.

Holy crap. I’ve been taking diclofenac pretty steadily for several months because of an injury to my right shoulder, and it’s really helped with the pain and inflammation. The last couple of nights I’ve been noticing chest pains. I was born with a heart murmur (Mitral valve prolapse) and have had occasional angina my

i swear to god that i will not rest until I find out if Leon Powe still hangs out with Scott Pollard or not.

After that collision Phillips may be a flathead. 

You’ll still see a player—you really get away with murder now

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

If he can do that at Stoke on a Tuesday night, it sounds like he’s ready for the big time.

That is one memorable boner.

The first depth chart of the season lists Jalen Hurts and Tua Tagovailoa as co-starters.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

I’m surprised she told you about that.

My wife, a lovely and thoughtful woman, purchased a very expensive Redskins jacket for my birthday a couple of years ago. What she hadn’t realized is I had abandoned this morally bankrupt team and cringed at the thought of wearing the fucking jacket in public. 

Coincidentally, she had also been imploring me to lose

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

man, was that guy ever appropriately named.

There should never be a redemption narrative for Jameis. What he did is disgusting and unforgivable. And I can’t believe you posted the video of it.

Waaaaay back in 1974, when I was wild. I was with a friend, and we picked up a hitchhiker he knew. We were partying, and I tossed my stash in the glove box of my ‘66 Buick. We were stopped at a red light, and in a flash the hitchhiker, Billy, reached into my glove box, grabbed my stash, and took off running. I never

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

Thoughts and Prayers

That’s the part I don’t get either. First in 2015, but then especially his responses on media days last week.