Ben McAdoo looks like the fourth or fifth guy you’d hire to to assault a figure skater with a baton.

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

Some DREI humor!

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

This is the Cleveland Browns. Why is this entry so long? Until they prove otherwise, the entry for the Browns should read:

“Staring into the abyss” was the runner-up slogan, but it wasn’t as catchy.

a dude works out with Boris Diaw ONE TIME and you all give him shit for it. 

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

To be fair, Greek Fire is really hard to put out. It even burns on water. 

a panel of experts to judge

They know how to say “fuck you” they just pronounce it “sorry”.

+3/5

Ah, USA Today the newspaper of record for folks who can’t be bothered with TV’s in-depth news coverage.

Wow, his mom’s still getting on him and his dirty laundry.

Chris Davis gets an honorary spot in the non-televised Strikeout Derby.

Odds on favorite to win with your armada, but wrecked by the weather. Spain is the original England.

Only Jake Bauers could keep this game from going 24 hours.

White. 

Big if true.