Extremely excited to see these start trickling out in a few months...

CONSIDER THE BRO
And Other Essays
by Drew Magary

The Packers are one big family, so they just assumed that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t want to talk to them anyway.

I’m not voting for another stinkin’ measure when they’re acting the way they’re acting.

If you get right in a person’s face and call him a “bitch-ass motherfucker,” you’re tempting fate.

“The Wisconsin legislature tried to convene an emergency session to prevent Walker from being from happening”

Giant Planet Orbiting a Brown Dwarf Spotted, Re-Opening Debate Over What Makes a Planet

Im intrigued by Google’s bus line that runs across Lake Erie.

I get what you’re driving at and fine. You can come to my office and personally call me a dipshit. I must warn you though, you won’t be the first.

I think they just thought he was dick

On the brightside, John Wall is still very handsome, you easily have the sharpest uniforms in the league, and you’re not the Knicks.

I don’t want to take this to a level where it gets too silly, but guaranteed contracts would be nice.

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

If Arsenal is stockpiling money for anything, it’s to pay for the LA Rams’ new stadium.

At this point, anything that gets the Cavs acting defensively is worth a try, I guess.

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

He has the advantage of only having to ski across a very small country. Canada’s fucked.

They contracted it from Florida Man

Sharks and Jets just won’t stop going at it, eh

The phrase "Mad as a Hatter" comes from Victorian London, where people who sold hats tried to sweeten the deal by offering their customers a teacup full of delicious mercury.