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I gotta say, I love how Ben Shapiro totally pwned Ben Shapiro there.  Take that, Ben Shapiro!

> Then you add Davis, the guy who everyone underestimates for excellent reason ...

> Now all the trio needs is a good nickname.

Dale writes:

As someone who once owned a Jeff Manto Inaction Figure, I appreciate your Kinja name.  Bonus: you are followed by “I Remember Lou Merloni,” whom we referred to as “Tofu Lou.”

Well, sure, MY football team has all the pieces, but YOUR football team, in the words of Mr. Magary, sucks. And if anyone is a more qualified expert on All Things Football than Drew Magary, I’ll wear my hat!

Shoot, Ty Lue qualifies for this as well.

Kobold is too high

Ah, yes, it always makes me feel better, safer, and more moral to fall back on the “hope he’s up to Henry Kissinger standards” bromide.

See also: the Warriors’ 2015 title over the Cavs sans Irving and Love.

> “The vision for the Cavs’ future is compelling ...”

> If you’re someone of Chua’s statue ...

It is a sobering thought to realize we were one 18-0 run away from a Toronto SWEEP.

This is easily one of the articles Deadspin has ever published.

Has anyone proven ... proven, I say ... that you’re not a robot?

Anyone from “Yo Gabba Gabba!”, but also Captain Feathersword.  Warehouse Mouse is just sad.

Wasn’t Malcolm Brogdon like, y’know, a point guard or something in college?

Point of Information: which of the following words does "not" modify most strongly?

> He can’t run.