Trying to think of what would fit better in the Mad Lib “there is corruption in (place) (business).”

Also, Burkina Faso is unlikely to win the World Cup.

He would have killed and eaten Kobe.

Bran, like Luigi, wins by doing nothing.

It’s not even all of Deadspin.  It’s pretty much just Bill.

> ... its lessons should have been learned ago.

Because undocumented residents are able to opt out of all taxes?

> And now, as an extra bonus, NBA playoff analysis.

Isn’t this caries (tooth decay)?  I mean, unless you want to go “bacteria infecting other bacteria” or something.

> Pimplé squeezed out the term

Secretly looking ahead to a potential 30-28 Virginia win over Texas Tech

Roosevelt Chapman

Can’t we use the Gruden Filter on that profile to redden him considerably?

And at current rate trends, Harper’s salary that final year will just barely cover their expected tuition costs.

The singular of White Sox is White Sok.

> Yes, the games take slightly less time than it takes for dinosaurs to become petroleum.

> ... where there are no point guards and no Jimmy Butlers 

Isn’t McVay’s success more due to the “Spooky Brain Thing” than it is his age?

> ... the Brooklyn Nets are good as hell now.

I think it’s even more obvious that scientific tardigrades beat us humans to lake exploration by over 10,000 years.  They just weren’t as good at leaving as we are.