That game was the NFL equivalent of a falling tree in an observerless forest.  If no touchdowns are scored and neither fan base exists, did the game actually occur?

That’s a bloody excellent comment.

> If you still think there’s a paucity of NBA car decorations after that ...

> Or kick it and lose.

This is the latest the Browns have been .500 or better in a season since 2014.

This is also true of Brandon Weeden.

What is the significance of the 3-digit number on the front plate of each player’s helmet?

How many preseason games should there be?  As a Browns fan who watched his team win FIVE TO ZERO, I can without reservation say that the correct answer is, “One fewer than THAT.”

My God, OU has a 250+ yard rusher in that game who got more than 30 carries ... and it was still a “passing duel.”

Shouldn’t this be filed under “Blight Sox?”

The D is silent.  Sadly, the man is not.

I respectfully request contact information for “Elias.”  I want to hire him after he graduates.

> ... a piece of dried-out melba toast ...

> There’s no worse punishment than playing for the Browns.

Counterpoint: it is.

This is just a ploy to get more donations from members.  It reminds me of televangelists who warned of Imminent Doom (tm) and then kicked back as viewers sent them millions.  Think of it as NPR Pledge Week.

The Browns think that list is THEIRS.

Hoyer

Dictionary.com:

Why does this article have a fifth word?  “They’re the Cleveland Browns” only has four.