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Tweety definitely needs to be after “Getting hit by a falling anvil”.

Shingles Lineup

> ... protests against policy brutality ...

Croatia’s kind of a fraud. Fun story, true ... but needed PKs to beat Denmark (a team with no offense) and Russia (a team with no offense).

Certainly better odds than getting a pass FROM Anthony.

Have we overlooked the possibility that Spain, rather than being a fraud, is actually England?

I can’t actually access the site in the afternoon ...

What about Portgual?

Wait, are you telling me no one is commenting on a highway patrolman named “Wheeles?”

“Portgual” is definitely a fraud.

Counterpoint: the Silmarillion should get The Producers treatment. It’s awful, but would be pretty funny starring a hippie in the lead and directed by a Nazi.

Why are we giving tips to a team that would have won the last four champeenships in a row had they followed the timeless strategy of not punching any opponent in the groinal area? I think the Warriors should do ... um ... exactly what they have done. Sometimes the most radical strategy is to keep doing what works! Not

“ ... the team lost a shot at the second-worst record by inexplicably beating two playoff teams at the end of the season ...”

Mark Sanchez.

Counterpoint: he’s not.

I miss the Blight Sox filing.

> It’d be impossible to underestimate just how crucial this sales period is.

So THAT’S why they win! They’ve identified something true and are using it!

It’s funny you use “warm air” as the comparison, because I swear the commentator tells me that it was a “climatic ending” to the first quarter.