Wow, what a dick.

Counterpoint: birds are dinosaurs.

I ... uh ... er ... San Dimas High School football rules!

Well, the pressure of Jupiter would squash those Earths, y’see ...

Counterpoint:

Aw, man, not AGAIN.

Texas would like a word with you.

Love is like a rock.

Houston. Astros. Plonk.

The fact that there’s even a “Nuclear War” category to file this under suggests that at some fundamental level, we are doing this wrong.

Whitecal Jordan

“I don’t know what this means.”

> “It felt a little bit like we gave in or we felt sorry for ourselves a little bit, which isn’t who we are as a group,” Walton said ...

Prasie for, with a comma? I don’t think I’m parsing this correctly.

Trying to conjure the image of an official at AKRON talking trash.

What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say? No, seriously, not in a, “Boy, that guy’s point is bad” way, but in a more literal, “What the actual fuck is that guy trying to say” way.

Blake Bortles.

I really, really, really, really hate the Steelers, but ... isn’t that pass interference or holding or something?

It just goes to show how very important it is in the NFL to have the right quarterback.

I propose that Houston continue to suck.