I like that your default avatar looks a little like Tennessee’s end zone.

Fruit Ninja, the Live Action Movie

> Shall Jacksonville become a land of no spice?

Isn’t the archetype for Good Bad Pacino actually Scent of a Woman? Hoo-ah!

Group A is hot garbage.

Still remember how joyous I felt as a UVa alumnus Cleveland fan to have Joe drafted by the Cavs.

Should have been a 4-point play and a Texas win in regulation.

Counterpoint: 3 PM allows for a night-time snack around 8 or 9.

It boggles my mind that the Browns only make this list one more time than Colin Kaepernick and Tom Brady combined.

I will always be grateful to Pulis for establishing Stoke as a fixture in Premier. It really was a “foregone conclusion” that Stoke would spend exactly one season in Premier, and instead they’ve become a pretty established squad. They even went to Wembley once! I miss Rory Delap, though.

The Browns are going to trade Joe Thomas for the #2 pick, and six draft choices for the #3 pick, and take all of Mayfield, Rosen, and Darnold. Then they will hold a no-holds-barred fight-to-the-death competition for the position, and Kevin Hogan will win.

There should be more in this piece about how water-intensive and wasteful golf courses are. Forget the people, it’s the logistics.

I am excited for Greenberg to follow his passion for writing, but not as excited as I am to not read his thriller novel. I mean, I am figuratively champing at the bit to brew some tea, settle in, and read literally any other book in the world than Greenberg’s thriller. Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait!

Counterpoint: replay is good and helpful.

Racism aside, Washington != Wyoming.

Even better, they’re probably stressing about their own Global Warming causing the very “planet” itself to shrink. “If we don’t do something soon, by N grillion 6 the core will be too hot and the Space Shield will be too thin to protect us!”

> For the good of Luck and the good of football, the league should rescue him from Indianapolis’s prison of incompetence.

How would THEY know? To paraphrase “Ghostbusters,” there is no winning, only Browns.

> Oh, also drop Korg ...

Literally one of those foods that has more calcium than milk is edible in the listed serving size.