Justin Anderson isn’t butt; he’s more ... I dunno, upper thigh? Spleen? He has a straight line of sight, but I think he’s got more on the ball, as it were.

Browns fans don’t need a movie this week, this is the best week of the whole schedule.

Well, I certainly can’t imagine a more positive and nurturing work environment than the well-oiled machine that is the Cleveland Browns. There is absolutely no way this can be anything but a huge positive for everyone involved.

That’s the thing about a bottomless pit: there is no bottom.

Verlander is absolutely available.

My God, that’s Brock Osweiler’s music!

Because you’re a limburger.

That’s a shame: from the opening graphic, it looks like it would have been a lot of fun to fight against the Empire as Ron Swanson.

“Wheel’s on Fire” from Ab Fab.

I find no fault with this comment.

The Browns should run a T formation with Kizer, Hogan, and Kessler as the QB and RBs. Then no opponent will be able to guess with any reliability which one will throw the interception.

Cleveland fan here: if you’re in the Austin, TX area, please come by and punch me in the face.

If the video played, it would add to the quality.

I don’t get it.

What happens if he finds a three-point stroke?

And we didn’t even touch on the safety.

No mention of the Tony Romo meatheads, like Rich Eisen?

I am trying to wrap my head around the amount of badness that Cody Kessler must exhibit on a daily basis. Does he knock drinks out of people’s hands as he walks by? Does he trip headlong into windshields in the parking lot, causing unsightly cracks and hundreds of dollars of damage? Does he chew on footballs in…

Kyrie is aware that he’s African-American, right? With some of his previous public statements, this is not a given, but someone ought to attempt pointing this out anyway.

I dunno, guys: if you get benched and subsequently shown up by Kevin Hogan, does that somehow make you overqualified for this list or something? Is DeShone Kizer not considered enough of a quarterback to qualify as “bad”? Maybe it’s the same kind of fatigue that NBA MVP voters had with Michael Jordan, except the…