I know it was Justin Verlander pitching, but they are in fact playing the Astros.

This is brilliant, but not mean enough to the Caps.

While I agree with the overall sentiment, when it comes to chorizo vs. soyrizo ... hell yes I can tell the difference.

Great Hera’s spleen, what does Joe Flacco need to do to get a little recognition around here?

Counterpoint: Joe Thomas.

My favorite part is that there is now any entire “ROCKY GALE” filing designation. I expect to see future articles on Rocky’s first triple, Rocky’s first diving stab, Rocky’s first shaving cream pie after a walkoff hit, Rocky’s first suspension for PED’s, Rocky’s first Twitter rant, and Rocky’s first bout with…

“A touch so soft, it could shave a mouse in its sleep.”

I love that his Twitter account proclaims him the “First offensive lineman in NFL history”. Just think of where the Browns would be without Joe Thomas! They might be terrible and hopeless!

Meh, it’s just Arsenal.

Can we officially change the name of the last section to “Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Jets Fans” ? I’m telling you, the Browns are going to be more enjoyable to watch this season than the Jets.

I think that’s part of the decision process, though: the line is so bad without their holding-out LT (Duane Brown), you need a QB who can move. Watson moves better than Savage. Of course, so do winos.

Counterpoint: Wankel rotary engine.

Oh, I’m not implying that Chris Berman didn’t go to an Ivy League school. I’m implying that Chris Berman acts entirely in the manner of a Chris Berman who did NOT go to an Ivy League school.

But then, so is Chris Berman.

Sizzurp is a helluva drug.

I believe the term you’re looking for is “scuttled.”

It’s not the most recently updated version, but enough to get the point across.

The shame is that he never even got onto the jersey.

In a test match, it’s more likely to be killed in inaction.

> Being a wing back sucks.