I will always be grateful to Pulis for establishing Stoke as a fixture in Premier. It really was a “foregone conclusion” that Stoke would spend exactly one season in Premier, and instead they’ve become a pretty established squad. They even went to Wembley once! I miss Rory Delap, though.

The Browns are going to trade Joe Thomas for the #2 pick, and six draft choices for the #3 pick, and take all of Mayfield, Rosen, and Darnold. Then they will hold a no-holds-barred fight-to-the-death competition for the position, and Kevin Hogan will win.

There should be more in this piece about how water-intensive and wasteful golf courses are. Forget the people, it’s the logistics.

I am excited for Greenberg to follow his passion for writing, but not as excited as I am to not read his thriller novel. I mean, I am figuratively champing at the bit to brew some tea, settle in, and read literally any other book in the world than Greenberg’s thriller. Can’t wait, can’t wait, can’t wait!

Counterpoint: replay is good and helpful.

Racism aside, Washington != Wyoming.

> For the good of Luck and the good of football, the league should rescue him from Indianapolis’s prison of incompetence.

How would THEY know? To paraphrase “Ghostbusters,” there is no winning, only Browns.

> Oh, also drop Korg ...

Literally one of those foods that has more calcium than milk is edible in the listed serving size.

Justin Anderson isn’t butt; he’s more ... I dunno, upper thigh? Spleen? He has a straight line of sight, but I think he’s got more on the ball, as it were.

Browns fans don’t need a movie this week, this is the best week of the whole schedule.

Well, I certainly can’t imagine a more positive and nurturing work environment than the well-oiled machine that is the Cleveland Browns. There is absolutely no way this can be anything but a huge positive for everyone involved.

That’s the thing about a bottomless pit: there is no bottom.

Verlander is absolutely available.

My God, that’s Brock Osweiler’s music!

Because you’re a limburger.

That’s a shame: from the opening graphic, it looks like it would have been a lot of fun to fight against the Empire as Ron Swanson.

“Wheel’s on Fire” from Ab Fab.

I find no fault with this comment.