The Browns should run a T formation with Kizer, Hogan, and Kessler as the QB and RBs. Then no opponent will be able to guess with any reliability which one will throw the interception.

Cleveland fan here: if you’re in the Austin, TX area, please come by and punch me in the face.

If the video played, it would add to the quality.

I don’t get it.

What happens if he finds a three-point stroke?

And we didn’t even touch on the safety.

No mention of the Tony Romo meatheads, like Rich Eisen?

I am trying to wrap my head around the amount of badness that Cody Kessler must exhibit on a daily basis. Does he knock drinks out of people’s hands as he walks by? Does he trip headlong into windshields in the parking lot, causing unsightly cracks and hundreds of dollars of damage? Does he chew on footballs in…

Kyrie is aware that he’s African-American, right? With some of his previous public statements, this is not a given, but someone ought to attempt pointing this out anyway.

I dunno, guys: if you get benched and subsequently shown up by Kevin Hogan, does that somehow make you overqualified for this list or something? Is DeShone Kizer not considered enough of a quarterback to qualify as “bad”? Maybe it’s the same kind of fatigue that NBA MVP voters had with Michael Jordan, except the…

I know it was Justin Verlander pitching, but they are in fact playing the Astros.

This is brilliant, but not mean enough to the Caps.

Great Hera’s spleen, what does Joe Flacco need to do to get a little recognition around here?

Counterpoint: Joe Thomas.

My favorite part is that there is now any entire “ROCKY GALE” filing designation. I expect to see future articles on Rocky’s first triple, Rocky’s first diving stab, Rocky’s first shaving cream pie after a walkoff hit, Rocky’s first suspension for PED’s, Rocky’s first Twitter rant, and Rocky’s first bout with…

“A touch so soft, it could shave a mouse in its sleep.”

I love that his Twitter account proclaims him the “First offensive lineman in NFL history”. Just think of where the Browns would be without Joe Thomas! They might be terrible and hopeless!

Meh, it’s just Arsenal.

Can we officially change the name of the last section to “Sunday Afternoon Movie Of The Week For Jets Fans” ? I’m telling you, the Browns are going to be more enjoyable to watch this season than the Jets.

I think that’s part of the decision process, though: the line is so bad without their holding-out LT (Duane Brown), you need a QB who can move. Watson moves better than Savage. Of course, so do winos.