Counterpoint: Wankel rotary engine.

Oh, I’m not implying that Chris Berman didn’t go to an Ivy League school. I’m implying that Chris Berman acts entirely in the manner of a Chris Berman who did NOT go to an Ivy League school.

But then, so is Chris Berman.

Sizzurp is a helluva drug.

I believe the term you’re looking for is “scuttled.”

It’s not the most recently updated version, but enough to get the point across.

The shame is that he never even got onto the jersey.

In a test match, it’s more likely to be killed in inaction.

> Being a wing back sucks.

Perhaps by “middle ground” Dolan is referring to the burial site for the old logo.

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It’s kind of a Kansas thing.

Admittedly, I first wrote “Atlanta Hawks,” but Arsenal is better than that. Still, the point remains that talking about Arsenal is boring.

Pittsburgh won the Super Bowl in 2008. They haven’t won since, but they have lost. Arsenal won the league in 2004. They haven’t won since, but they have a few FA Cups. They’re fine. They just aren’t worth getting worked up about. They’re just ... Arsenal. *shrug*

Wait, we’re talking about Arsenal, right? The Pittsburgh Steelers of the EPL? Once great, always pretty good, not actually great for a decade? They’re just Arsenal.

> And stops acting so damn black.

> Watching Russell Okung pass block last year was like potty training my kid. It’s not pretty, there’s going to be lots of running for sure, there’s going to be some holding, and someone is going to need consoled afterwards.

After his career-threatening injury, of course.

Is Tristan Thompsom one of the Congressmen?

> last I heard he was starting to pine for the Jaguars again