> “digital coins” that can, let’s see here, “pay for transaction fees and services on the Ethereum network.”

This man embarrasses me. I live in Austin, and due to hilarimandering, he is my Congressman. I apologize. Please pretend that Lloyd Doggett, who was my Congressman, is actually my Congressman. Lamar Smiff is neither public nor a servant, he is a fungus.

I’d say these were “fightin’ words,” but the prospect of you “two” fighting poses logistical challenges.

My God ... it’s full of schmucks ...

> They’re like interchangeable parts of a mediocrity machine.

> We fucking drafted him anyway and sent away a treasure trove of future draft picks to get our hands on a bottom-5 quarterback who is already gun-shy because he got continuously crushed last year behind a paper-thin offensive line. The 2017 draft was a good opportunity to amend this situation and complement a young…

> The Venezuelan ppl & democracy will prevail.

> The league now consists of 31 teams and one ghost ship sailing off into oblivion.

> The two best players this franchise has seen since their return to football have been an offensive lineman and a kick returner.

True, it’s about a professional football player for the Dallas Cowboys, and as such has nothing at all to do with Luckless Whitehead.

I’m not sure this is really a Kaepnernick-specific comment. I feel like you could post this in a lot of threads and be just as correct, in the way that tautologies often are.

You know what? I don’t begrudge LeBron a thing. I got my one champeenship in my lifetime, I cheerfully accept that’s all I get. He gave Cleveland a ring, he’ll always be a sports hero.

Okay, I’ll bite. Because of California’s reliance on petroleum for its income? Because of its reliance on its military to prop up the state government? Because Golden State Warriors fans are insufferable? Because Stan Kroenke’s wig is one of the Seven Wonders of the Modern World? What is the reasoning here?

(sotto voce): Deron Williams

Out of curiosity, who IS he? I don’t know who he is, either.

Doesn’t Ricky Rubio replace a fair amount of what George Hill provided? (He arguably adds more in terms of being a facilitator while adding significantly less in terms of playing defense and shooting from distance as if stereoscopic.)

The official name of the franchise is The Miami Horrible Egregious Awful Team. Thus the capitalization.

My God, he’s so SLOW.

I’m not sure “carcinogenic” is a binary attribute. Human genetics are pretty involved. 

The offense is predicated on ball movement. The Knicks are predicated on Carmelo Anthony. QED.