(sotto voce): Deron Williams

Out of curiosity, who IS he? I don’t know who he is, either.

Doesn’t Ricky Rubio replace a fair amount of what George Hill provided? (He arguably adds more in terms of being a facilitator while adding significantly less in terms of playing defense and shooting from distance as if stereoscopic.)

The official name of the franchise is The Miami Horrible Egregious Awful Team. Thus the capitalization.

My God, he’s so SLOW.

I’m not sure “carcinogenic” is a binary attribute. Human genetics are pretty involved. 

The offense is predicated on ball movement. The Knicks are predicated on Carmelo Anthony. QED.

After watching his “Poker Face” in the presence of Nicki Minaj, I will opine that this will not happen.

As a Stoke fan, I vehemently object to your use of the Potters as an example of an unwatchable match, which I would also not watch, but the principle still galls.

The flip side is that a comprehensive list of corrupt FIFA acts would be infinitely long, so 400 pages seems like a bargain.

Yes, naturally, anyone who watched the Finals would conclude that Cleveland’s main problem was “scoring,” and that the defense was Sooper Effective™. So Carmelo is the obvious way to address this. 

Adding Wade would be a net negative and would make the Cavs worse. Adding Carmelo would be a nuclear holocaust and would make the Cavs die.

This will be an interesting test of that well established precedent, “You can’t slander someone while being angry at someone else.” I don’t know the Latin for that, but then, I’m not a lawyer.

I think there’s a two-Urine-Shot minimum at the club.

> The club says tickets are still available.

225 skips per second is quite literally incredible.

Not enough people listen to the wisdom of Edna Mode.

> The loss of the Pistons would cost Detroit millions of dollars in tax revenue ...

You may prefer one of several Lakers examples (Payton/Malone, Chamberlain, etc.). The statement remains false.

Because he joined Garnett, Pierce, and Allen in Boston? I missed that.