Bortles and his compatriots are in luck! They are absolutely not “below average,” in that “putrescent” does not rise to the level of “below average.” Huzzah!
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> This just seems cruel.
How fun! This is exactly how it feels to be a lifelong Cleveland fan, except for the everything.
I demand a recreation of this starring Joe Harris.
> The bill now heads to the Senate, where, if it is to pass, it will likely need to be dramatically changed from its current iteration.
Derek Anderson is not better than Colin Kaepernick, because Colin Kaepernick is not Derek Anderson With Rickets.
Nobody likes them, and they don’t care.
Late 90's New York Yankees.
I think he’s upset because there’s apparently a grown man named “Scooter”. When I think of the last decade of Reds players, Phillips is definitely on that list.
> And he would have gotten away with if it weren’t for....
In the same vein, Andre Miller was already old in college.
Isn’t being called a loser by Khloe Kardashian a bit like being dismissed as “an irresponsible risk-taker” by Johnny Knoxville?
Ah, I initially misread this as “he will pay.” Which, of course, he will not. But you said “we will pay,” and assuredly, this is true.
I very much want Osweiler to start for the Browns, because crossing names off the Original Couch Jersey is kind of all the enjoyment we get from the NFL.
I understand that “hellish” here is a descriptive adjective, but it’s hard to shake the conviction that millions of these are waking the souls of the damned on a distressingly regular basis.
Isn’t the fact that not only will JaVale McGee win a champeenship, but will actually have contributed to doing so, enough to override any lingering hate for the Warriors? After seeing him in Washington, I would have bet a significant sum that this was a man who was never going to wear an NBA Champ ring unless he…
You always have to watch out for pickpockets in Akron.
Nah, there are significantly more than two ChiSox fans.
Indians fan here, actually. The hate only goes back to the ‘90's, but it is genuine.