You can’t tell me that white suburban dads won’t love this.

Idris Elba at this point would make one of the best Bond villains in recent years.

I’m not getting into the “A black guy can’t be Bond.” Sure they can. It’s a movie.

Design language? Motherfucking design language? I bet you also say shit like “disruptive” and “the xxxx space”. Get fucked.

James Bond just ... is ... white.

They’re mostly white which means they’re oppressing black people which make them all racists.

They’re cheering because their team just set the MLB record for wins in a row. Normally I appreciate the deadspin snark but I thought this moment was actually pretty cool.

I bet Eck still has a bunch of cocaine stuck in his mustache from way back then.

As an 8 year old I learned from a VHS by the godfather of kicking trickery Peter Daicos that the kick Hekker is performing is a checkside (which travels forwards and bends left-to-right for a right-footer), whereas a banana (or snap) is the sibling variation (kicked across the body—i.e., Hekker would have lined up…

He’ll be here shortly to give you the lukewarm politically correct take on this punt.

gah typos are more prevalent after 8 beers.

Honest question here: why should we give a shit what other fans think about then? Why should any fan, really?

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

The Jets could never have another winning season, draft only fullbacks in the first round and continue being run by generally unlikable pricks...

False. There are 3 phases of the game and the Falcons defense failed them. They eliminated FGs from being game winners but if you promptly allow someone to march down the field on you and punch in a TD then you don’t deserve the ball back

It may not be your intent, but when I see shit like “The overtime rules need to be changed”, does no one remember when all it took was a field goal? That was just a few years ago. No one really had a problem with the new rules until the Pats won the Super Bowl because of it, and now it’s “the rule has to change.” …

Is your waist size “equator” by any chance?

You can’t just let a newcomer come in and steal the show.

While the organization continues to Atlanta Braves their QB, the fans have descended fully into St. Louis Cardinals smarm and sanctimony.