It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

I cannot believe no one has picked up on this being a direct shot at KFC from Barstool having his dirty laundry aired out all over social media

I don’t think Drew is trying to beat the hourglass so he can turn the pump off, it’s just a game to play to see how fast you can be in and out. Same logic goes for all of us when we do as much shit possible while the microwave is going. We aren’t worried about it fucking exploding, we’re just simple idiots who find…

Yea because I look towards people who throw a ball real good to be my inspiration for social justice

Thomas was fined earlier this year for something similar according to Buck or Aikman. So the repeater issue is in play. Does Gronk have a relevant fine history?

so you’re an office shitter, you just go much farther out of your way to do it? i dont get it. also whats the problem with shitting at the office, if im there for 8-12h, you better believe im taking a dump.

Good point. In that situation, I would not be above dropping trou in the ladies’ room. Don’t assume I identify as male just because I have a beard and a beer gut and cargo shorts!

Admittedly, I work from home these days, so I may not be the best work shit apologist, anymore. But when I’m back up visiting our offices, we have a number of single room bathrooms, where you get the whole room to yourself. Great way to kill a half hour on your phone.

But then you don’t get paid to poop.

Have you ever seen the classic George Brett YouTube video? He’s calmly describing shitting his pants to one of the other coaches during spring training and mentions that he’s “good for one or two of those a year”. I was in awe thinking how I would be mortified if that ever happened to me and here’s a rich famous guy…

Shitting shortly after a shower is so disappointing.

Well a lot are also close calls. I was flying back from Europe a few weeks ago, and stupidly ate a normal breakfast of yogurt, fruit and coffee before getting on board. Then about two hours before landing the fiber kicked into over drive, and it was a tense couple of minutes waiting for the person in the bathroom…

I concur, I took a huge, been gone from the kids for an overnight, late dim sum, Reading Terminal Market buffet style lunch, dump at the Linc during Army/Navy. Did it during right after the kickoff and it was delightful under the circumstances. While the cold and wind helped keep the smells down a lot of you all need…

I’ve pooped in some mildly skeezy places in my day, and I can tell you one thing, you’re never served by trying to wait that poop out. The longer you wait means the longer amount of time other filthy cretins have to make an already unpleasant facility worse. Dude should’ve just bit the bullet and pooped during the…

The Bears are now so irrelevant that their notoriously garbage natural grass surface doesn’t even warrant a mention anymore

Hell you don’t even have to look further than last nights game. Marquise Lee got trucked in an obvious PI and there was a no call.

Very over aggressive?? As in Mr. Classless, Michael Bennett, trying to take out the knees of a Jags player? Is that what you’re referring too? Also, spare us non 12's your ‘non-call’ outrage. The Seahawks have had more of those calls go in their favor for 4 lifetimes.

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