D Rose

“what it means about the credibility of “performance enhancing” drugs that Noah can be proven to have used some at any point in the last four years”

Best/Worst case scenario is Markannen is a stud. GarPax save their jobs because of a player they didn’t even work out

Same. I’m never gonna meet any of the bloggers from either site, why do I care about their beefs? I just want something to entertain me

Cubs won. You can give some crefit

Don’t forget 2 black kids and a white kid was “the oreo line”

Strike was in 94

On the same day he did this. He’s an electric factory

Pitcher runs hard on bases, then stands around and gets stranded. I swear even the best pitchers almost always give up a run or two after that happens

The Kark’s a time bomb

“Go F#$% yourself San Diego.”Uuuuhhhh, that’s what I did

Chicagoans barely eat the deep dish. If you’re here again get some thin crust. We usually only eat deep dish when we get out of town visitors. Chicago is the pizza capital of the country becauseof all the different kinds you can get here

Female jurors said they wanted to believe Doe “We really tried to believe her we tried our hardest” but in the end her story “didn’t add up”

If I ever quit smoking, the Porta potty air freshener will be what I miss the most

It's a civil trial. No matter what he's not going to jail

Update : they also lost their 61st game. The mighty A's were too much for the cards

I work at a bar in Chicago. Tonight, a lady in her 40's is wearing a Vincent Jackson jersey, and asks if we’re showing this game. I look at our guide and realize it starts in an hour. Her and the 3 people she’s with, including a gentleman wearing a distinguished camo hat, stay until the end of the 3rd quarter, doing…

Or when Ross picked off Gyorko at 1st and Rizzo tagged him in the face. That was beautiful

Not sure if that’s an injury joke about Rose, but he was the first to wear the I can’t breathe shirt

Not that I’d put it past a cubs fan, but this was a mets fan