Oh this is about you now

I sincerely doubt this was intentionally racist. Even knowing that trope and seeing that prop, it’s more dumb than racist IMHO

So.... sup?

spoiler alert: some men don’t like men

Call me old-fashioned, but if I’m getting together with a girl then I demand to know before-hand if she has a dick.

Are people really taking issue with these statements? I don’t think she’s yelling “STICK TO SPORTS” at everyone, from what I can tell all she said was that yes, the issues will obviously be brought up, but there’s no point continually bringing it up if there’s no updates. People do in fact watch ESPN for sports, so…

I don’t know, I find myself agreeing with Sage. I understand that sports don’t exist in a vacuum, and they’re absolutely influenced and influence social, political, economical aspects of our lives.. but at their core they’re an escape. There are so many news outlets that ESPN isn’t needed to give us an opinion or…

That’s fascinating.

Yesterday was 40 days since the all star game.

Damn, man, the umpires are suffering enough without you piling on.

Dude is clearly stressed to the max. The club should bring in Jeter to explain gift bags man to man.

No

Perfect time to sign Keapernick.

Counting down the days before PMT breaks off from Barstool. The writing is on the wall.

As a bears fan, 8-8 seems about as attainable as 16-0.

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Like the WYTS articles themselves, there is just only so much new to say each year. After like 5 years of these, we’ve covered all the bases with most teams, so the only new stuff to riff on is a handful of offseason roster moves, shenanigans from the previous season, and whoever the new coaches are if applicable.

Yes, a few of these were fantastic, believable (critical), and shared legitimate pain.

You’re not wrong, they’ve adapted. We get two primary types now; long screeds of uniform tone highlighting poor fan behaviour, and short punches that could fit in a standard SMS. I’m pretty sure there used to be more variety, thematically and structurally.

I dunno. I’m starting to think that the fan submissions have lost something overall. They just seem very repetitive as a whole. Like, people know what to write to get Drew to print them and that’s what they write. Who knows... maybe I’ve changed...