I am calling 130% bullshit on that Q Score thing. There is no way 1 in 5 Americans know who Kenneth Faried is. He played 14 minutes a game last year for a team in the Mountain Time Zone. You’re telling me that 66 million people hear the name Kenneth Faried and go, “oh yeah, Murray State, dreadlocks, Nuggets!”? For…

Shit, I thought it was the troops’ job to make football stronger. So confused now.

They should use a vegetable based dye to print a warning label on every single food product that may or may not contain peanuts or peanut adjacent legumes. Not just on the packaging, but on the cookie itself. It’s the only way to be safe.

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“We want you to play in a performance-enhanced contest. No, no, hear me out...”

“Dave Thomas called homos “fairies” for years, and I’m the one getting in trouble here?! Where I grew up, if you had a queer kid on your block you would just tie them to the back of a pick up truck and have us a good ole fashioned fa-”

For some reason I clicked on the article to read more about these goons—dude actually purchased a booth not a both. A booth for his company which apparently combines rap and fantasy football. I have no idea what that entails but I almost have to find out because I hate myself and don’t deserve nice things.

I think Drew talked about this last week - I don’t consider myself a moron for thinking I could get 2 out of 10 in penalty kicks. I played soccer when I was younger and can still kick it pretty good. If I had one chance at a penalty kick? Then I’m betting on the goalie, no doubt. But I’m confident 2 out of 10 isn’t a…

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

He’s already showing signs of becoming an insufferable bastard if not already there. To be fair if I were 19 and that good at something to be rich and famous for it, I probably would be too.

And with the way he played today, became as beloved as Neymar.   

He looks like the platonic ideal of a police union spokesman 

“late Saturday night”

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

There a point here, chief? 

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer “Excellent Baseball Man Decorates Field With Bird”

White people are deeply, deeply unhappy people. They’ve reached that threshold of fulfillment based on every fucking thing in this country being built to uphold white happiness, and the only thing they have left to do now is spread their misery far and wide.

This happened in Winston-Salem, NC. I worked here for 12 years as a probation officer. This should not surprise you as it does not surprise me. His name is Adam Bloom. He works for Sonoco. My friends in NC put this on blast.

Right? “After immensely oversized use of force, no more force was required”.