Can’t get in trouble if you are adding -er, -y or -s to a last name.

As a Colombian, I feel the same way about the draw - we get a beatable England team instead of the terrifying Belgians, and then a cleaner path to the semis. 

Not sure why Colombia is being seen as a W for England.... They have the runners to embarrass England. Whether they show up and whether James is injured is big but I wouldn’t underestimate them (or overestimate England).

I would hate it if someone gave me a tchotchke with sentimental value (to them) but worthless (to me and the rest of the world).

What color bulb should I put in the porch light to show my solidarity with this movement? 

Racial Slur 2:1
Homophobic Slur 5:2
Xenophobic Slur 6:1
Misogynistic Slur 7:1

I’m really struggling with the idea that a wealthy middle aged white guy would say something racist. I’m not saying this is all bullshit, but I WILL say that all lives should matter, you know?

It’s a shame to end such a saucy rant with an auto-correct typo. I’m pretty sure it’s meant to say:

Adam Silver looking like your actuary neighbor who won an Amex fan experience contest.

“Hmmm. Misusing ICE is the only way I can get a boner.”

Based on what?

When I was younger, I used to throw any trash in my possession in to the beds of random pickup trucks. My attitude was that if the trucks weren’t being used for actual work, they might as well serve a public duty as a dumpster. 

I emerged from Cleveland but I can’t speak for any other idiots

Okay fine add “gold bar salesmen” to the list of prospective sedan buyers. But if theft avoidance is the only priority, best board up your windows.

The last time a baseball contract was structured this way it was because the owners of the franchise had so much investment sense and were making so much money investing that the deferred money would be covered several times over by the 8% yearly returns their friend Bernie Madoff was getting them.

Name checks out.

UN General Assembly Resolution 181

Thanks for calling it what it is, Patrick


Israel are murdering men, women and children as they push to maintain their apartheid regime
The world needs to hold them to account
We all should at least have the courage of the Argentinian FA

Nah. Cops not murdering and brutalizing everyone and anyone in their path is exactly their job. To recognize restraint and logic as something special just feeds into the notion that these assholes have the right to be death-dealing, invincible street gods. Police *are* the enemy when they wield power over life and…

Unfortunately it’s lost to the Chicago Tribune’s website, which I believe is just a couple hundred punch cards connected by string.