The subs don’t make themselves

Triple yikes to this ad in an article about a Nazi who murdered someone

His bio on the Louisville site lists Joe Kelly as a favorite athlete. Everything is starting to make a lot more sense, but now I just have more questions.

It’s a rigged system but once in awhile there has to be someone who is the example - Madoff and Shrekeli come to mind, despite hundreds of dudes who are just untouchable

I mean it all makes sense now

If a pitch defies the laws of physics but no one’s there to see it, did it really happen? Saw him first in 2016 when I was watching a Dayton Dragons game trying to scout Shed Long... this guy comes in for Bowling Green and was a human cheat code. His stats were absolute garbage and he was pretty wild but I was…

As the owner of a old beater Mazda3 I can definitely relate to the amount of problems Land Rover ownership throws at you, but thankful this is one problem I won’t ever have.

Trin stop hanging out with the fuckin bottle kids!

Draws a "Q" in the mound dirt

Father, forgive me for I have sinned... you’ve been gone less than a week and I’ve failed to live up to your name. How will I ever be worthy of Incognito?

Also the spin rate talk was for his fastball. If you look at any contact they got on him you’ll be able to see quickly how that relates to a hitter getting bad contact

The thing about that changeup is he tried to throw 4, and 3 of them were high and right like a Norwood kick. If he could consistently throw that pitch it would be game over...but foolish mortals do still have a chance against him.

I think what Werth was trying to say is that you can quantify the decline in fun of MLB games by taking the league average xFIP and multiplying that by the launch angle of the mascot’s t-shirt gun blasts, and then divide by the number of cracker jack boxes found in the stands after the games and baseball is at least…

MJ bricks it while Steve Kerr fuckin buries it from halfcourt -

As far as i’m concerned his bullshit antics outweigh any talent he has. Guess at 19 he can still grow up a bit...but he should have gotten a red in stoppage time, or when he dove a few mins later.

Here I am thinking...man, that sounds exactly like something that’d go down at the pool in my complex... oh wait, this happened 2 miles away from me, of course...

Why do you and Burneko have to do this OCD shit? You guys are great but please stop using "fraud" and tell Burneko to stop calling NBA players "butt"... It just ain't happening dudes

Same here...worked for vzw corporate for 7 years and couldn't take it, came back with a reseller and lasted 2 months there. The whole industry is disgusting and has too many consolidated players scooping up all the profits.

In 5 years 4 of the top 5 will be all stars...take note

I feel like A-Rod was a self absorbed dick when he played but I wonder if it was just the competitiveness. Always hated him but did a 180 when he became a broadcaster because he’s shockingly good at it and seems smart and genuine...the latter part never seemed to show in his playing career.