Next door Bill Gramatica is getting T-ed up in his family’s wheelchair basketball game for hanging on the rim

As someone who recognizes Transnistria, Abkhazkia, Somaliland, South Ossetia, etc as nations, I SCOFF at your UN General Assembly Resolution 181. Hrmph.

Reminds me of this real life strike...still amazed watching this -

Did this kid grow up to be a Plumlee?

Guys it’s Hopkins Lymphoma if you want to meet the basketball team

“Mr. Simmons, please tell me how you intend to pay child support to Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia, Dawn, LeShaun, Ines and Alicia?”

I’m at this game on some “free tickets, why not”. The craziest part is the whole arena was watching Markell Johnson from NC State with what looked like a pretty serious knee injury on the other bench, and all of a sudden they’re giving a player CPR on the other bench and everyone is screaming and crying. They had to…

But then I’d have to go to the janitor’s closet for some inhalant abuse at work

What about us kids who never did it for the money and just wanted Jose Canseco’s rookie card for some weird reason?

Maths... try $50k...still good, but...maths.

Worst trash writer on this site, I’m assuming everyone else is tired of your shit too by now.

I heard he can get in a round with Pitino in about 15

So they’re punishing the team for getting around signing restrictions by giving them more signing restrictions?

My plan to save Papa John’s - hire Rick Pitino as spokesperson and cut all 30 second commercials down to 15, budget cut almost in half immediately.

And to think about the 4 or 5 garbage teams in the East that will wander into the NBA playoffs this year

He looks like a bleached tamale that’s been missing it’s husk and has a bunch of warty corn and chiles showing on the outside

He was moving his legs in the beginning about 15-20 seconds after the hit, it was the only thing that stopped me from freaking the fuck out during the commercial break. I hope Davante’s friends and family went to bed early tonight, no one needs to see that :(

Or saving his USAA sponsorship, which is understandable

You know you’re dealing with a narcissist when every thing starts with I

They could get the whole infield inside of Chris Christie’s pants