Maybe I’ll hold off updating...

I bet Alvarez + Calhoun + Lux gets it done

And here I am with a 99 solara I paid $1650 for and have sunk about $4k into over the last 18 months because I bought a beater Toyota to save money and now I literally can’t get out. Also the AC hasn’t worked since I bought it, but a clutch, brake calipers, parking brake, front axles, tires, etc all keep jumping in…

Send your snowflake off to Bard and they come back spewing this nonsense

Knowing Pat Sajak makes me believe he supplied and approved a couple bottles of Captain Morgan to the dome before last night’s episode.

Gross, I was thinking it was more like trick or treating...

I’ve been following Senzatela through the minors so I became a Rockies fan by default this year watching all of his starts....wow, I’m bought in this year, this team is special.

That’s not beer, it’s Bud Light. I applaud Kevin for his taste. I love plenty of cheap swill beer but Bud Light is something all together more foul.

Holy shit, was not expecting to see Pitty Sing here. Exquisite taste, sir!

It’s a court named after a Court that’s actually an arena? Those Aussies really are upside down.

“The second reason the NHL doggedly clings to warm-weather spots may not become apparent for decades.”

I Heard

I was in car sales for awhile, and when someone rolled in with green caps on their wheels it was literally a guaranteed add-ons sale when positioned properly.

Had to pull up the Character Map for this one!

Holy shit, I take like 2-3 years off from watching hockey and he’s Marlon Brando now

3 paragraphs in the press release and not a single bit of empathy for the girl who can’t just enjoy the last days of middle school, what a tone-deaf reply from a school system terrified of losing that corporate cash because of a fucking logo placement.

Holy shit, this is like a perfect replay of an incident I saw in a junior hockey game, complete with a trashcan flip and misappropriated racial slurs. Get this dude a stick and some gloves!

Anecdotal evidence suggests a lot of loans are way underwater even before they drive off the lot. I seem to know an infinite amount of people who have leased a 2014 charger while rolling in the $6 grand of underwater debt from their 2011 cobalt

The catholic work ethic and persecution complex comes out in full force during Bills tailgates